BREAKING NEWS….

VERY inside sources at myReboundmedia have just discovered that some newborns, popped in the last two years, are starting to seek asylum with…well…anyone, other than their parents.

As the GOP and other politicians, who have jobs, talk about how to “remove job-seeking barriers” (http://cot.ag/ffPWwl) for millions of Americans still unemployed, babies are fleeing.

“They seem to be looking for a better life,” reported one observer, “away from mom or dad who are constantly stressed out and arguing.”

Sources do not know, at this time, where the babies are finding asylum. But they report that the babies continue to search for what appears to be a better life.

“We don’t blame ‘em,” said one GOP leader, who has a job, “babies have as many rights as anyone else with a brain and who’s smart. And I, for one, don’t blame them one iota.”

myReboundmedia will continue to monitor the situation.