Lots of buzz surrounding today’s February jobs report. And then lots of fizz.

We caught up with one of the leading analysts out there (wherever that is) to get his professional opinion on the report.

MRM: “So, leading analyst, what do you think?”
LA: “Drat. Unemployment stays at 8.3%. We still got more than 14 million people officially unemployed, millions more not even claiming unemployment but not working, and millions more woefully underemployed. Not good.”

MRM: “Any hope on the horizon?”
LA: “Sure…AMC’s Mad Men starts a new season on March 25.”

For a more educated and official response, watch the following WSJ coverage.